Sub Par Marketing!
Did you lose all your marketing budget? We are the answer! Lets SHOW your bosses what you can get with your subpar budget!!
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I Lost All My Budget
$99
Why pay full price for marketing when you can experience mediocre service at a bargain price? We’ll throw in a smile and some unrequested advice (not guaranteed to be good!). A true steal, if you ask us!
My Budget Was SLASHED in Half
$149
For those who want a dash of flair without going full-on extravagance. Expect a moderately pleasant time infused with just the right amount of confusion! We will even answer a question in this plan!
$199
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Got a wild idea, a bizarre concept, or just a burning need to chat? Toss us your info, and we promise to respond faster than you can say 'bad marketing ideas'! We’re super excited to hear your outlandish thoughts! If your idea is terrible enough, we may even put in a blog!